Top Ten thingz NOT to do at a Hardy Boyz signing~
10. Don't forget the film and expect people to wait while you run to the drugstore.

9. Don't bring an item that you stole from their hotel room to be signed.

8. Don't ask Jeff to shower with you so he can give you hairdye tips.

7. Resist the urge to pet them.

6. Your boobs are not an appropriate place to ask for a signature.

5. If you value your health, Don't tell the teenybopper in front of you that you can't wait to meet Frank and Joe and congratulate them on their latest case.

4. Similarly, if you value your life, don't kiss them at all. Especially not anywhere near the lips. If you do, a horde of psychotic 14 year olds will jump you in the parking lot.

3. Resist the urge to flash them.

2. For God's sake, don't emit a high shrill scream. They'll run away.

1. Don't show up dressed like them. T. Reilly shirts are made for weightlifting males. Unless you're a 44DD, you're not doing the shirt justice. And you look like an ass.

Thingz to Imagine the Hardyz doing~
Trust me~I love the Hardyz to death and If you can't take this kind of humor..I highly suggest you DO NOT read this~Ok?OK.OK!
Things to imagine Jeff doing:
Plucking his eyebrows

Picking his toe nails

Kissing himself in the mirror

Singing to Shannon Moore over the phone and crying while telling him "I miss you so much!"

Getting excited when his "Pearl Jam-Unplugged" CD arrives in the mail...then hiding it from Matt so he wont steal it...again!

Watching "Blues Clues" and screaming out the answers and clapping when he's right

Reading the nutrition labels on the back of the cereal box, then looking over and telling Matt he's "Trying to keep that girlish figure"

Putting up Christmas lights

Turning red when buying condoms and the cashier needs a price check on the "Trojan extra sensitive"

Shopping for nail polish

Reading "Glamour" and flipping through the pages searching for the "100 tips for better Sex" article

Baby sitting his baby cousin and talking baby talk..."Woooshiwooo...ah booboo! A doobeedoobeedoo!"

Getting scared while watching "Scream" and hiding behind Matt

Sleeping with a fuzzy pink bunny named "Fluffy"

Covering his eyes during the nude scenes in "American pie"

Getting scared when he sees a spider and making Crash Holly kill it for him

Doing anything that involves a pretzel maker, a skate board, and a gallon of Milk

Shaving "Albert's" back when he's sleeping and snickering while trying to hide the hair

Playing with a toy airplane and making the noises to go along with it

Playing fetch with Liger

Fighting with Matt over the last "Eggo" waffle

Planting a tree next to Matt's window in hopes it will grow right through his room while he's sleeping

Jeff realizing that trees don't grow that fast

Jeff goes onto the roof of his house and attempts to commit suicide by shooting himself in the head with his hands

Jeff tries to make Matt think he's fat and persuades Matt to work out more

Braiding, ironing or teasing his hair.

Playing with legos

Things to imagine Matt doing:
Making orange juice

Putting nair in Jeff's shampoo bottle and then acting innocent when Jeff comes out bald

Drinking out of the milk carton

Trading Pokemon cards with Edge

Learning how to skate board and throwing a hissy fit when he falls down

Matt locking Jeff in the closet and then not letting him out until he apologizes for taking "Fluffy the bunny" and claiming it was his

Finding a dead baby bird and crying while burying it in the back yard

Karaoke

Framing a picture of Eddie Veder and kissing it every night before bed

Taking a mug shot

Wearing 'X-pac overalls'

Saluting the flag

Trying to learn French

Cow tipping

Calling "BP" and complaining about gas prices

Going to a Dixie Chicks concert and singing along to every word

Playing air guitar

Feathering his hair

Dressing as a "garbage bag" for Halloween

Acting anything like Tom Green

Wearing scuba gear

Two words: Truck Driver! *honk honk*

Singing happy birthday to himself because Jeff is still locked in that closet

Taking away the belt

Dancing like the Backstreet Boys

Trying to Sharpen a pencil and realizing he sharpened the eraser

Next to Eddie Vader's picture is a picture of himself, he kisses that picture often

Matt decides now he will ALWAYS call out every move he is going to perform on his opponent.

Somehow Matt got Jeff to do Matt's signature move, twist of fate

Matt clipping his nose hairs